fat flatworm web debt payoff speedrun due 05 oct 2026

380K

Rp 380.000 (about US$23) stands between me and the collection calls. I build websites. Hire the flatworm and this number moves.

time left to pay

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Live debt status. Updated by hand after every quest, receipts in the quest log.

0 of 380000 IDR

Rp 0

of Rp 380000

The goal is capped on purpose. It covers the installment due 05 Oct, not the whole Rp 1.000.000. Don't overpay the flatworm; make it work instead.

Quest log

All quests →

Quest 000 • the website itself 03 Oct

Why so cheap? Permanent desperation discount. Also: this page is the portfolio. Variable-font animation, CSS layers, zero JS framework. Commission quality, distress pricing. Payment 50/50 (half upfront, half on delivery).

Side quests.

Android game testing
Data entry & research
Venting listener, no judgment
Boss-rant witness
Small web fixes
EN ⇄ ID translation
Transcription
Spreadsheet wrangling
File renaming / alt-text
Anything that digital slave can do. DM me. Don't need me but know someone who does? DM me.

Everything goes through u/Aromatic-Flatworm-57.

context

The story

Short version: im jobless, my cat got sick.

No money > cat cant afford vets treatment > cat died.

So I took an online loan. Rp 1.000.000 in debt.

The cat got better. Then the cat died anyway.

i shamelessly living while forgotting the loan.

The installment due 5 Oct 2026 is Rp 380.000.

I'm not asking anyone to fix my life. Buy something from me, or share this, or toss a coin if you're feeling rich today, or tell me other opportunity to make money. Every rupiah gets logged publicly in the quest log.

FAQ

Why only Rp 380.000 and not the whole debt?

Because that's the part due now. The rest is future-me's problem.

Why not borrow from friends or family?

No friends.

What do I get for donating?

Nothing material. A quest-log entry with the amount (anonymous by default), a credited alias if you DM one.

How do I know this is real?

Quest log with receipts, posted from my long-history Reddit account, and I can't quietly delete this without someone noticing. Ask me anything before sending anything.

Why does a beggar have a website this fancy?

Because this is the CV. The debt is the deadline, the site is the portfolio. If you like it, commissioning one is strictly better than donating.

Just want to throw coins at the flatworm? LTC works, no name attached:

ltc1qxknuynu6n7m3emj70x4ke4pu5808wewp2afcf7

DM for GoPay / OVO / etc

House rules.

Cap is Rp 380.000 (or maybe Rp 420.000 if consider transfer fee). If the bar fills, donations close.
Every donation becomes a quest-log entry with the amount.
Please don't fund the full Rp 1.000.000, "dikasih hati, minta jantung". I end up like that if you completely bailed me out. If I can't pay the rest myself, then it's hopeless for m anyway. It's my own fault.

ANYWAY.

Pay the flatworm.

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